This is a fruit, but contrary to popular believe it is not a berry.
One time I went to a berry museum called 'Very Berry Museum'. "Very Berry" is a hilarious phrase because very and berry rhyme, and rhyming makes everything funnier. Anyway at this museum I was horribly depressed when I found my favorite berry was missing from the exhibit. I got home, did some research on wikipedia, pondered and wrote in my journal, and discovered that in fact strawberries aren't even berries. I made it my life goal to spread the truth about strawberries. After roughly 49 minutes I forgot about this task and played Super Nintendo.
What a delicious berry! I could eat these all day, but if I did I would probably die. Of happiness.
Tomatoes are a berry. Sometimes when I'm at parties I like to impress my friends by telling them this interesting fact. After sharing this fact and amazing dozens of people I usually realize I don't know where I am and call my mom asking for a ride home. My mom is a mediocre driver.
Ah, watermelon! Every girl's favorite fruit.
Once I entered a watermelon eating contest in Oregon. I greatly enjoy watermelon and so I felt I had this contest in the bag. Unfortunately, I was in the contest with a bunch of women. Women love watermelon, and by the time I had eaten 2 slices the woman next to me had eaten 40 whole melons. Holy cow! I ended up losing that competition, but my mother bought me a comic book because I tried my hardest and so everything was okay.
I hope you enjoyed my well formatted website, which is all true. I would post sources but really who cares about sources? I don't.
