So today I was shopping for shoes and junk when I came across a fancy guitar. The sales clerk said it was the same guitar Jimmy Hendrix used during Woodstock. I said to myself, "Colin, you play expert in Rockband right?" People had told me before at local bars that Rockband skills are useless, and don't translate to real life. Well let me tell yeh, when I picked up that guitar at my local Wegmans it was like Apollo, the god of music, shot me with his rock god powers!
Apollo being his typical awesome self. You may remember him from Karate Kid.My Rockband skills were transferred from the virtual word to real life (think transferring Haunter from Red version to Blue) and I took that guitar and played numerous Rockband hits like
Orange Crush and
Sabotage like nobody's business.
You have talent now!I then bought that guitar for 30 pesos and impressed girls and made money off my Rockband skills. I had proved my mother wrong!
