Desert Cat minus Desert is Cat which is an animal.
Cats usually hang out in packs in my back garden led by their leader, Fat Monty. Fat Monty and his gang's usual day out features kicking back in the most obtrussive place possible and bullying my cat, Fluffy. Their pet peeves are anything that spray water and whatever my brother can find to hurt them with.
Monty and the gang are up to no good!Interestingly enough there are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with 33 different breeds, which is suprising if you consider that a cat's mother carrys it around by the neck which my Dad once tried to do to me and my brother when we were hitting each other with tennis rackets. We were then told to make up and we both retreated sulkily to our bedrooms to write notes that we would sticky tape to each other's doors about how the other was a dickhead and should get some friends (at one point I actually painted 'goon' in red paint on his door).
This is a picture of us in a greater mood.The American cat population reached nearly 68 million in 1996. American Demographics magazine estimates that's about 200 million kitty yawns per hour and a whopping 425 million catnaps each day! Wowzers!
Did you know that that is the equivilent of the amount of recreational drugs that Cameron gets duped out of each week? No joke, read his
blog facebook sometime.
A drug abuser breathing cocaine or catnip (you decide!) into his nose.In English, cat is "cat." In French, cat is "Chat." In German, your cat is "katze." The Spanish word for cat is "gato," and the Italian word is "gatto." Japanese prefer "neko" and Arabic countries call a cat a "kitte."
There is no joke in this fact.
This cat doesn't want to hear your jokes.The research behind this post was supplied by
http://www.catscans.com/facts.htm
