As I'm sure you all know, I am a black man. But just what kind of black man am I? I am a black man with a fiery cry, I like catcher in the rye, and I'm honest so don't expect me to tell a lie. But more importantly, I am a black man who cares about the state of this company and all it's employees. Being as such, I present to you an idea from my culture that just might be able to raise this company to where it belongs (next to McDonalds and a crack house).
Dark Chocolate MilkGoing off from esteemed team player Desert Cat's idea, the milk produced by both African American males and various species of Chimpanzee could very well be the product this company needs to offset Quirky Hardwork's monopoly once and for all. Why you ask? This handy pie chart will explain everything:
And there you have it, a fool-proof plan that will increase our profit margins by a percentage so large that it does not exist! If you have any questions please direct them to our Customer Services rep, Qrs22.
